omaha shield

the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.
“did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”

“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs

“must’ve been the omaha shield”
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aut shield

An imaginary shield which you have to protect yourself from the autistic people around you. In other words, one uses it to shy himself from the disease of autism from others.
Person 1: For fuck sake, there they are, Yushi and his autistic, inbred, squinty family.
Person 2: Quick, activate your aut shield. We don't want to be like them.

Person 1: Good call.
by Grannyfucker12345 March 26, 2016
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Shield wall

The girl version of the male toilet sword fight

To do this act two girls semi squat bum to bum and pee into the same toilet at the same time
by Shield wall June 17, 2024
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Samara shields

Gay a bitch broke asf and likes taking dick in the ass and will eat butt if she has to
She is a whore Samara shields
by Pizzasnoodle November 06, 2023
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Palin Shield

An imaginary device people use to ignore the obvious blunders of political officials.
did you hear what palin did today?

nope. i've got my palin shield up i've given up on following goverment affairs.
by allley January 12, 2011
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Energy Shield

When the universe and all that is in it seems to cock-block you so hard it hurts.
Homie: Hey man, how're you and Autumn going?
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.
by PlasmaBolt November 20, 2015
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Matthew Shields

A man with a chode
Oh hey Matthew Shields”
Sup, I got a chode
by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020
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