Wank-Spank

When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face
Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank
by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021
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seat spank

when one farts on a hard/flat surface and makes a rhymthic slapping noise.
"Ah shit man, it smells."
"I know, didn't you hear that seat spanker?"
by Steve-oChillbro October 25, 2010
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proper-spank

1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.

2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.

Do you care for a proper-spank?
by S. Morgenstern June 18, 2007
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Blicky spank

To grab a glock and spank someone with it due to their attitude
Richard: your a weirdo *keeps talking back*

Karlie: *grabs the glock* then proceeds to spank him with it yelling “blicky spank
by Juicypussykarlss March 18, 2022
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frank spank

I frank spank because it smells good, gives alittle sting sensation and it's a great exfoliating lubricant for your dong. (Avoid getting into pee hole)
by Caesarsaladpizza March 25, 2015
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spank stain

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
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spank fuel

Mental images saved for the later purpose of masturbating to them.
Did you see Katie and Megan making out at the bar last night? Total spank fuel.
by copandahalf April 17, 2009
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