Tres-ponding

Verb; to trespond (tres-pond): The act of swimming in a pond that is not legally your own. This act is done without consent of the pond owner and is a misdemeanor in all states, except Michigan.

My friend was tres-ponding in Mr. Humans backyard pond while he was on vacation.

by BenjiBoo12 April 30, 2022

pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!

by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

pike through a trout pond

A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.

Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!

by Have a go then April 8, 2022

bee pond

The act of pleasuring yourself by placing several small stones and marbles up your rectum for pleasure. Traditional bee ponding involves using different coloured marbles to attract bees.

Friend ('You have a lot of marbles Tom' Tom ('Yea they are my Bee Pond marbles')

Friend ('Where are the stones?')

by bee ponder October 31, 2019

drawer in a pond

A dumb ass bitch who can’t draw.

“Man she’s a real drawer in a pond.”

by anonymous April 12, 2021

drawer in a pond

A dumb ass bitch who can’t draw.

“Man she’s a real drawer in a pond”

by anonymous April 12, 2021