Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?
by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021
Get the Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Pokermug. A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.
Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.
by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016
Get the Closet Pokermug. by Scott poo March 20, 2022
Get the Pokermug. Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
by the upteenth time May 31, 2025
Get the Luigi's Picture Pokermug. son: Dad, what is a poker habit?
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and the like and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and the like and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
by Sexydimma December 13, 2012
Get the poker habitmug. Three good friends talking
Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.
Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.
by red riding hood July 24, 2017
Get the duece pokermug. Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.
by anonymous August 1, 2023
Get the pube pokermug.