Myspace

A website you can't help but be addicted to.

You add everyone you've never met before in your life. 'Hey, why not add this guy that lives in Idaho, even though I live in Ohio?'

You take tons of pictures of yourself in close to nothing, then upload them for your friends to comment. The best way to get comments is put "OMG!!! I AM SOO FAT!!!!!" as one of the captions of those picture where your half naked, people can't help but say "OMG!!! NO AMY UR NOT FAT!!" Perfect.

You post tons of bulletins about how if you don't repost this then someone will come and kill you at 10'o'clock tonight. If your not going to be killed, then you end up with bad luck.
Oh, bulletins are a good way of making more friends (with a whore code) and getting more picture comments.

In the paragraph above I a whore code. What is it, you ask. It's HTML that you paste into a bulletin so you can get more friends. In the whore code you have your picture, reasons why they should add and a link to your profile so they can add you.
What reasons should you put? How fucking hot you are! How you talk to everyone! What a great friend you are! How fucking cool you are! And how you'll kick their ass if they don't add!
Hey, add me!
myspace.com/sydneysimplicity
I accept anyone and everyone!
by Sydney. July 26, 2008
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The ULTIMATE game, where the primary goal is to collect three things:
FRIENDS - #1
COMMENTS - #2
SLUTTY GIRLFRIENDS FROM KOREA - #3.
WOW! I GOT THE TOP HISCORE ON MYSPACE! I COLLECTED 3000 FRIENDS!

by Blink-lad August 01, 2008
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Is a place to fulfill your highschool drama, meet strage men and to stalk your ex boyfriends.
So like i was reading his comments on myspace and he was so flirting with her im pissed
by Nicolesucksdick May 21, 2008
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GAYYYYYY!!!! Ego tripping people who go on there just to feel loved. The most pointless site ever. Don't waste your time making one. People look for someone they met in kindergarden and add them as a friend just to seem cool even though they havent talked to them in over 5 years. Or they add people who they haven't ever met but they go to their school, their friend knows them, or they are extremely hot. Not really an age limit. There are 7 year olds who say they are 23! Just so they can make one. And people that arent allowed to have one sneak around for it. They go on at friends houses and when their parents are asleep and clueless!
by smartest teenager ever! June 29, 2006
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A place for emo no life faggots to spill out their tears.
Fred0949's MySpace Blog:

<Fred0949> My mom called me a bitch today, so I slit my wrist.

<jIm4930> oMg CoOl!lllllll!1!!!1
by Demsac June 10, 2007
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Myspace is a huge social networking site that is very popular all over the world. Myspaceallows people to meet new friends and keep in touch with old ones. Myspace does have its down sides though. Pedofiles are searching for victims on the Internet and myspace is the perfect place for them to fond underage victims for their sexual crimes.
Myspace is a social networking site like xanga
by Plesiosaur March 07, 2008
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a networking website created by Tom Anderson which has made his name household in many parts of the world and brought to us a whole new generation of emos and whores
1-hey i found a new emo on myspace!
2-my whore is better!
by ?*?*?*? June 24, 2006
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