Shorts Merchant

Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.
"Did Markiplier actually watch the bite of 87? Like real?" - Shorts Merchant
by YhYhSound December 18, 2021
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Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
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The Skull Merchant Treatment

The catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly-so viciously-that not even the memory of it’s former shape survives
Y’all see what they did to concord
“Yeah that game straight got The Skull Merchant Treatment”
by Calcium Stool June 07, 2025
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Tapin Merchant

A footballer which exclusively and heavily scores goals within the box of the keeper.
Did you see haaland score a 5 Tapins in the last game?
He is a Tapin merchant!
by Ruxy September 26, 2023
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Skull Merchant Treatment

The act of killing something or someone, either figuratively or literally - the act of removing one self's identity and self worth to a point where they might as well not even exist anymore because they were killed bye bye
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Skull Merchant Treatment

The sacred and catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly—so viciously—that not even the memory of its former shape survives.

"Skull Merchant Treatment" originates from a Dead by Daylight killer - The Skull Merchant - who received nerfs so severe that her power was widely considered mechanically unplayable and useless, broken in function and stripped of its original identity.
"Don't bother playing Mercy anymore, she got the full Skull Merchant Treatment."
by June905 June 03, 2025
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