chest curtains

Of or referring to a pair of flappy, washed out, sucked dry, saggy breast that cover the abdomen like curtains cover a window. May sometimes go as low as the knees and need to be rolled up and secured into a bra to avoid a tripping hazard.

After nursing ten babies, Donna no longer has breast, she has chest curtains.
Your grandma is so old, she doesn't have tits, she has chest curtains.

by Dodobird December 11, 2007

chest hug

When 2 people touch chests instead of hugging because it is to cold for them to take their hands out of their pockets. This is mainly done by girls

Girl: when my friend and I said good bye it was too cold to take our hands out of our pockets so we just chest hugged instead of hugging.

by hebrewfish January 22, 2014

peacock chest

is when your girlfriend introduces you to a Hotter guy and you have to puff your chest out and size him up.

Man susie brought her best guy friend he is looking all cute I better go up to him and peacock chest him before he try anything and takes me for a sucker.

by magstav January 27, 2016

Sack Chest

Verb: Another term for titty fucking or the action of thrusting one's penis in between the interbreast depression with the goal of ejaculating one one's face or in one's mouth.

I would love to sack chest that gorgeous woman's breasts and ejaculate in he facial area.

by Steast777 February 23, 2009

Pirate Chest

When a bearded homeless man missing an eye with a peg leg (prosthetic) cums all over your chest.

hey jack how was the pirate chest you got last night

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

chest buttocks

Synnonym for boobs. Often considered awesome and important by straight men.

Dude, check out the chest buttocks on that girl. Man, she could feed an army.

by Jake Gus December 1, 2004

Chest hands

a spare pair of hands located around your chest area. these are useful for eating popcorn in a cinema and texting while driving. unfortunately these are currently medically unavailable and must be provided by a friend standing directly behind you with their hands under your armpits. can be good fun to run behind people scream chest hands and attempt to insert your hands under their armpits without permission.

person 1 " haven't seen gary in a while"
Person 2 "me neither"
person 3 "be wary of chest hands"
Gary (in background) " Chest hands!"

* Person 1 now has chest hands *

by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009