Cal

cal is his hottest ex she literally pull every guy
aka Heather

Ex: Cal slept with your boyfriend last night

by caigichadcdm November 20, 2021

Cal

A very attractive young man, he is often very smart and is very good to be around. He does have a “savage” side to him and likes to shout ESKETIT whenever possible. But all up he is a great guy

Omg that guy is such a cal

by SAAAAAAAAVAGE August 2, 2018

Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig September 23, 2011

Cal

The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them

« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!

by Fatpinkpillow May 19, 2022

cal butts

A man of many names cal calvin Kalamazoo etc a man with hopes and dreams mile high, with a flowering random bow heart. He is always a littoe bald man he is French.

Girl: woah he’s littoe and bald
Other girl: ohhhh yep that’s a cal butts!

by Bertha Montgomery December 8, 2022

Cal

Hottest girl who ever exist

His hottest ex
every boys crush

Ex: Cal slept with ur boyfriend last night lol

by caigichadcdm November 20, 2021

cal

a guy who is oh so very hot and seems darling and caring but will turn around and stab you in the back and blame it on you yourself.

cal was acting like he didn't send that picture, and said i was going crazy but then admitted to it and said its my fault.

by Kyle's sister January 2, 2022