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Closeted Whore

A girl that you wouldn't expect to be a whore but she is in fact, one of the biggest whores in town. An undercover slut if you will.
Robert: Yo, this girl is a keeper man, she's literally so sweet.
Bob: Don't go for it bro, she's a closeted whore. Half the boys in town have ran through that.
Robert: Huh, I never would've guessed.
by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat February 6, 2020
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space closet

An illogical small room connected to a larger room seperated by a high-tech sliding door usually containing an object which is meant to surprise the person in proximity of the entrance to the smaller room. The high-tech door can also be activated by gaining ownership to objects that are beneficial to the person.
I went to go pick up that shotgun and a damn imp flew out of a space closet over there.
by Deadly Muffinz October 8, 2004
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Collapsing Closet

When your homoerotic tendencies start to invade your made up straight life
His friends could see he was a collapsing closet by the way he was presenting himself publicly
by denab818 June 8, 2016
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WoW closet

The closet your friends come out of when you start playing World of Warcraft and they admit they've been playing for years.
Average Guy: Sooooo......I, ummmm,......started playing Wow

Jock friend: Dude!!! i have all the expansions!!!

Onlookers: That jock just came out of the WoW closet!
by anti nerd December 19, 2010
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closet jealous

The act of being a jealous person, but not letting others know you are
"Ugh, she's so pretty!"
"I know, I'm closet jealous of her."
by SaltySalmon79 August 6, 2017
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Floor Closet

Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.
"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."

"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"
by The REAL Billiam March 15, 2012
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rain closet

Evan : goin in tha rain closet
Lucas : I'll be 10 mins, what road do you live on?
by DaNYaaHL August 25, 2007
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