Captain Morgan

When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.

Wow Danny sure was out of control at drinks the other night. He Captain Morgan'ed us big time!

by Booyakasha! April 15, 2011

captain kotex

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.

by streetwhiz April 5, 2009

captain oats

Seth Cohen's toy horse/first friend on the OC. Captain Oats has a thing with Princess Sparkle Summer's version of Captain Oats. c

Seth: Ryan don't get jealous of Captain Oats you are my best friend now.

by surrrrah November 11, 2008

Captain Shirk

A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.

John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"

Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"

by disco banana December 3, 2009

captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"

"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".

by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023

Captain Nibbles

Some retarded dude who has a fetish for pancakes and is the captain of nibbling on dicks.

-hopes on chu- what's this? owo -starts doing a captain nibbles on chu dick- sluuuurp why is there white stuff? hehe x3

by Wizard Cat June 27, 2017

Captain charming

The romantic paring of Killian Jones/Captain Hook, and David Nolan/ Prince Charming in the tv show once upon a time.

Yeah I love captain charming, screw Emma! David’s a much better match for hook!

by Lol I exist September 5, 2021