Alabama Barking Spider

Another name for flatulence.

What was that sound?

Just an Alabama Barking Spider.

Really? Do those exist?!

You heard it, right?

by Walkndude October 30, 2013

Chief Barking Spider

"Chief Barking Spider" is a euphemism describing an individual who is known to fart extensively.

It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.

Use 1: Man, Kevin sure is one heck of a Chief Barking Spider.

Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?

by Shackle April 2, 2010

barking tree spiders

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.

"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.

by mronesuit August 12, 2009

barking wolf spider

farting

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?

by Pugs64 March 30, 2010

African Barking Spider

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....

Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.

by fission_pro January 29, 2009

Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania barking spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year

by anonymous March 15, 2021

Barking leather doughnut

“The barking leather doughnut” is another name for a butthole that is in the process of letting a fart.

My barking leather doughnut really drove my wife nuts last night as it belched it’s hot breath under the covers.

by Jayrd79 October 11, 2017