Accidental death and dismemberment
A type of insurance that is characterized by a very low premium and payouts in the event of an accidental death, loss of a body part, or loss of the use of a body part (i.e. finger, leg, ear, head).
It's generally a comical type of policy because you can see how much each of your body parts is worth.
A type of insurance that is characterized by a very low premium and payouts in the event of an accidental death, loss of a body part, or loss of the use of a body part (i.e. finger, leg, ear, head).
It's generally a comical type of policy because you can see how much each of your body parts is worth.
by Cliff96 August 3, 2005
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"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"
"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the T.V Ads mug.In a debate (or perceived debate) a casual remark that sounds like an insult, and is perceived as one.
Norma: I think we may be getting rain soon.
Betty: Actually, Norma, after analyzing the latest data, including local atmospheric pressure, temperature and cloud characteristics, and the velocity of fronts within a 100 mile radius, I conclude that we will NOT be getting rain soon.
Norma: Well, Betty. It sounds like, when you grow up, you might be quite the mee-tee--a-rol--o--gist.
Betty: Are you calling me FAT?
Norma: ????
Betty: You clearly know nothing about weather, and you try to overcome your ignorance by saying that when I grow up, I'll be a MEATY urologist. Ad hominem attacks have no place in rational discussions.
Norma: No, Betty. Your scientific knowledge actually impresses me. I said you were going to be quite the METEOROLOGIST when you grew up.
Betty: Oh, so I thought it was an ad hominem...
Norma: and it was really only an ad homonym!
(meterologist homonym courtesy of Richard Lederer)
Betty: Actually, Norma, after analyzing the latest data, including local atmospheric pressure, temperature and cloud characteristics, and the velocity of fronts within a 100 mile radius, I conclude that we will NOT be getting rain soon.
Norma: Well, Betty. It sounds like, when you grow up, you might be quite the mee-tee--a-rol--o--gist.
Betty: Are you calling me FAT?
Norma: ????
Betty: You clearly know nothing about weather, and you try to overcome your ignorance by saying that when I grow up, I'll be a MEATY urologist. Ad hominem attacks have no place in rational discussions.
Norma: No, Betty. Your scientific knowledge actually impresses me. I said you were going to be quite the METEOROLOGIST when you grew up.
Betty: Oh, so I thought it was an ad hominem...
Norma: and it was really only an ad homonym!
(meterologist homonym courtesy of Richard Lederer)
by I. Wagner November 30, 2006
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by Andy Starr April 11, 2006
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A.) kamikaze added
The act of being kamikaze added.
Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.
A.) kamikaze added
The act of being kamikaze added.
Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.
by dictionary man 101 October 7, 2010
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Guy A- dude why do you constantly have Banana Republic ads on all of the sites you go to?
Guy B- I Googled Banana Republic the other day and ever since then its been Ad-stalking me.
Guy B- I Googled Banana Republic the other day and ever since then its been Ad-stalking me.
by For3v3rwinter804 March 27, 2015
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