cranio-sacral therapy

administration of theraputic punishment to a subject's head using a hardened object, generally coercive and equivalent to an old time attitude adjustment

Hey mate! You look rather dizzy after your cranio-sacral therapy session.

by austin the satyr February 17, 2005

Wind Therapy

A term dbags use to describe going on a motorcycle ride.

Johnny and I are going to ride our Harley's to get some wind therapy.

by Wolf Johnson May 31, 2019

group therapy

When me and my friends get drunk and smoke pot together. It's a good stress reliever and works much better than cutting yourself or talking to some shitty therapist for an hour!

Group therapy was so much fun last night! We drank a new type of wine and smoked some really good weed.

by You_don't_need_therapy September 22, 2010

Irish therapy

1. Boxing
2. Drinking

1. Can't get that anger out? Have you tried Irish therapy?
2. Yeah, O'Sullivan went down to Paddy's Pub for a little Irish therapy session.

by sexual mystery June 21, 2016

therapy god

one whose therapy level is over nine thousand.

yo did you see Ian yesterday he comforted Abby so good that she was screaming therapy god.

by The_hokage July 15, 2017

therapy buddy

The person (opposite gender) that you go to with all issues/worries you have, especially concerning those of the same sex as your therapy buddy, they always know what to say, and how to solve your problems.

When (name) asked me out, i had to text my therapy buddy right away, I had no idea what to do

My therapy buddy is so great, I don't know what I'd do without him

by FlabberDabberFulscreen September 27, 2017

therapy dude

A super-cool male human (usually fairly young --- i.e., between the ages of mid-teens through late 20's --- but can be any age) who either already possesses exceptional tolerance/awareness/understanding/sympathy regarding the more-well-known physical/mental/emotional infirmities and "meltdown triggers" experienced by his fellow humans, or has caringly volunteered to take special training to familiarize himself with such matters; he is therefore qualified --- similar to a therapy dog, cat, horse, bird, or other friendly-natured pet --- to accompany one or more distress-sufferers (usually a similar-aged male, but again, the assistance-receiver can be any age or gender) during particularly stressful everyday tasks and/or errands, and provide nurturing soothing companionship to said sufferers and thus make their lives significantly more palatable. And of course, female equivalents of this admirable caregiver --- known as "therapy chicks" --- also exist; they, too, can be of any age, and provide warm-hearted accompaniment and supplementary assistance to fellow humans of any age or gender.

Therapy dudes sometimes have a very difficult/stressful job, but somebody has to do it. Hats off to them.

by QuacksO May 11, 2018