by Kattwilliams45 October 27, 2025
Get the Target runmug. 1
When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.
Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.
Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb
or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb
or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
Get the The Target Situationmug. A racist term used to describe a Palestinian person referencing the ongoing war and how they're unfortunately basically just that: airstrike targets.
Guy 1: hey give me back my backpack you fucking airstrike target! Guy 2: nope I'm taking da shit in da bag guy1: *calls the US army to shoot the bastard
by Sugon69 February 6, 2024
Get the airstrike targetmug. A mediocre compact disc that was manufactured by Wea (Warner-Elektra-Atlantic) from late 1982-till summer 1985. Made in Japan or West Germany. The reason why they call them targets because of the target design in the Disc. People pay stupid amounts of money on them, because they supposedly sound better than the remasters.
by Western Tunesmith February 7, 2021
Get the Target CDmug. A store with no points system that whines when employees call in, well fuck if I had to deal with moron guests all day, id need a mental health day too!!!
by FatManLurks March 27, 2022
Get the Targetmug. Any single target of a different distance in a stage that involves plate rack engagement. Irregardless of size and/or relative distance
by Hillbillychemist September 24, 2025
Get the Confirm Targetmug. by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023
Get the Walmart vs Targetmug.