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Target Looter Kang

Noun. A mockery of the Martin Luther King holiday in the US. Mail, government offices, and other services are closed.

Kangz is a word drawn from how African Americans say kings. Looter refers to how commonly African Americans take advantage of a natural disasters to rob stores.
Fuck Target Looter Kang day!!! I just want my fucking mail!!!!

What a way to celebrate black people.... by not working!
by Duke, PhD January 15, 2024
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Target Couple

They going raw.
“I saw Tom and Kate go to target together, you know what that means.. They’re that Target Couple..”
by livelaughsin January 9, 2025
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Chronic Targeter

A person or bot who continuously targets another player or bot in-game.
John: "Daniel, this guy is such a chronic targeter!"

Daniel: "What do you mean?"

John: "He keeps targeting me, round after round!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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Target run

When you’re completely bullshitting about a story and it’s very obvious that you’re lying
Yeah man I just completely dropped a target run on this chick saying that I loved her
by Kattwilliams45 October 27, 2025
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The Target Situation

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When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.

Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb

or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
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Target

A HIGHLY addicting place to shop where you just spend money for NO reason, forget what you came for, and then decide to buy things for NO REASON!
I can't leave TARGET. I am addicted.
Let's go to Target Now.
by #Youtube May 21, 2022
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target girlfriend

A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work
“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”

“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend
by anonymous November 12, 2020
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