tipping the valet

Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.

John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.

by rfaithlv July 2, 2006

tappin the vag

The act of having vaginal intercourse with a female.

He was tappin the vag last night.

by The Origenal Heretic June 21, 2006

toppington

to give head; another word for blow job

Last night was the best because this girl gave me toppington

by toppington January 19, 2009

toe tappin burger meister

A Term used by Peter Griffen uses in place of "Gay". As seen in the episode "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey"

Yea we can do that, unless your a toe tappin burger meister.

by Trip Tannen May 27, 2008

Topping From The Bottom

In its basic, literal sense, it means exactly what it says. The person on the bottom is leading the top, thus technically topping from the bottom.

Guy 1: So I heard Derek let you top last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, but even though he was bottoming, he still had most of the control.
Guy 1: Ah, clearly he was topping from the bottom.

by codytoads September 7, 2013

Taping

When you take a strip of duct tape and set it on the asphalt, sticky side up and wait for a car to run over it. Then it will stick to a cars tire and slap against its body and make it sound like the car has a flat tire.

Did you go taping last night?

by Brett November 29, 2003

topping off

(v.) to add additional gasoline to the gas tank even though the gas tank container is full. People do it to get the most bang for their buck, to have more gas in their car. This action can be dangerous and it is prohibited by most gas stations. Most gas station attendants do it anyway to sell more petroleum.

"No topping Off at my station" says the automotive saftey expert.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005