ranch taco

The act of using ranch dressing as lubricant during sex. After intercourse the ranch dressing is consumed by the male.

Her pussy was so dry he needed to ranch taco that shit.

For her birthday I gave her a ranch taco.

by Jc25 April 23, 2014

Taco Crunch

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.

That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch

by TheBeesKnee January 7, 2012

Taco Thursday

The elite version of Taco Tuesday where the goated among us gather to devour Mexican delicacies. It transcends all races, religions, cultures and ethnicities to unite us as one single taco loving community. Death to all who oppose (whoresfall)

Guess what day it is! Taco Thursday!!!

by El Dora la explora November 17, 2022

water taco

When scissoring and one girl squirts into the other girl's vagina, the other girl's vagina is then called a Water Taco.

Man, I seen this one movie where the girl gives her friend a Water Taco and then eats it.

by thetacoking October 28, 2013

Velvet Taco

A freshly shaved and showered pussy.

I went down on her after she shaved, that pussy was smooth as a velvet taco.

by Chipdl June 13, 2019

messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion

Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!

by DoubleOKneeGro April 6, 2010

Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011