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Slutty Taco

When someone wears a loose-fitting shirt and when they lean over you can see right down their shirt.
Joe: Hey, man, isn't Sam such a Slutty Taco!

Shmoe: Yeah! Every time she bends over on class I can see right down her shirt.
by Bottlecap December 9, 2013
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Taco Thursday

The elite version of Taco Tuesday where the goated among us gather to devour Mexican delicacies. It transcends all races, religions, cultures and ethnicities to unite us as one single taco loving community. Death to all who oppose (whoresfall)
Guess what day it is! Taco Thursday!!!
by El Dora la explora November 17, 2022
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chrome taco

smoking meth using a straw and a taco shaped piece of aluminum foil.
My girlfriend has broken so many meth pipes that I will only let her smoke the chrome taco now.
by C M 2 September 26, 2019
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Taco Laugh

When one laughs so hard that their mouth goes very wide open and the corners of their lips become highly rounded - so that when viewed side-on, their lips literally take the shape of a taco shell.

If you manage to get a side-on image of your friends taco laughing, it is guaranteed to become a crowning meme in the group.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!
Friend: OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA -Taco Laughs-
Me: -Takes picture, posts it on group chat-
Friend: Oh no did you take a picture of me taco laughing?
Me: Yeah I took a picture of you taco laughing!
Friend: Ugh my mouth is in the shape of a taco in this image!
Me: Yup, that's why it's called the taco laugh!!!
by Lefty Power 123 July 7, 2019
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Velvet Taco

A freshly shaved and showered pussy.
I went down on her after she shaved, that pussy was smooth as a velvet taco.
by Chipdl June 13, 2019
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messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion
Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!
by DoubleOKneeGro April 6, 2010
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Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.
Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.
by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011
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