Taco Crunch

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.

That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch

by TheBeesKnee January 7, 2012

Slutty Taco

When someone wears a loose-fitting shirt and when they lean over you can see right down their shirt.

Joe: Hey, man, isn't Sam such a Slutty Taco!

Shmoe: Yeah! Every time she bends over on class I can see right down her shirt.

by Bottlecap December 9, 2013

Taco Thursday

The elite version of Taco Tuesday where the goated among us gather to devour Mexican delicacies. It transcends all races, religions, cultures and ethnicities to unite us as one single taco loving community. Death to all who oppose (whoresfall)

Guess what day it is! Taco Thursday!!!

by El Dora la explora November 17, 2022

Taco Topper

The art of rubbing the penis on the vagina and clitoris to the point of penis orgasim.

My Taco Topper move just created a jizzivior in her belly button!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

Velvet Taco

A freshly shaved and showered pussy.

I went down on her after she shaved, that pussy was smooth as a velvet taco.

by Chipdl June 13, 2019

messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion

Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!

by DoubleOKneeGro April 6, 2010

Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011