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Nuevo Cali

Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.
Found a 200k Nuevo Cali on Zillow. Has a spring fed well. Parasites, but apparently treatable.
by daTookZah July 25, 2021
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Cali-jae

a girl so pretty, she catches everyone's eye
OMG is that "Cali-jae"!!!!
by clay wong March 8, 2023
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CALI SWAGG

Cali SWAGG is found in miss CALIFORNIA.
Girl has Cali SWAGG meaning she's UNEEK .
by LADYPAC June 29, 2022
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caly

Mostly stylized in capital letters as CALY, CALY is a drawing originally created on Copyrighted Artists on ROBLOX, and it consists of two hands clapping.

There is usually a big clapping effect near the two hands, and the word "CALY" on top.

Once it gets more popular, CALY will take over Copyrighted Artists.
- B, S, Q
"Hey, how was your day?"
"CALY"
"what the hell does that mean"
by CALYWILLTAKEOVER October 7, 2022
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cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.
Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.
by GoudyGodKing July 27, 2018
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Cali

Don’t be a Cali.
by Gustyowind November 6, 2022
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Cali Fixer Upper

Adj. A woman who inflates her "self-worth" while bringing little to nothing to the table.
Yo dawg be careful dating that woman, she's a Cali Fixer Upper.
by Fleppard April 18, 2021
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