Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.

Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!

by THE Dr. Waterdoo July 10, 2010

Hit the Faucet

When you are in a state that is characterized by alcohol intoxication, "hitting the faucet" means to go to the nearest bathroom, turn the faucet on high, put one's mouth directly underneath, and drink until one can't drink anymore. This action is performed in an effort to curb the side effects of a hangover. One engages in this act instead of drinking out of a cup because, simply, there is no cup big enough for the amount of water one needs to drink when they're this drunk.

Tyler: Dude, I just drank beer number 12 and I have a lab at 8 a.m. tomorrow.

Robert: Just hit the faucet, you'll be good.

by The faucet hitter May 29, 2010

slam the fart

A term used by popular streamer xqc's chat where they spam this as he notoriously known for both slamming his desk and farting. Normally it is slammed by pepegas

'Slam the fart gachihyper'

by Juice lord January 23, 2020

The "Fuck It" Adjustment

when you just don't give a shit anymore, the fuck it adjustment is right for you. Just say fuck it. Boom, bam, pow, that shit is out of your way now isn't it? Fuck it, fuck that, fuck everything.

Brought to you by Danny Sexbang

"The assignment is due tomorrow? At least I remembered the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
"Finals? Oh, right, the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"

by Who gives a shit? December 11, 2013

For the fuck of it

For no particular reason; just cause.

Guy 1: Bro, why are u buying that expensive controller when you don't even play your Xbox?

Guy 2: Lol just for the fuck of it, this controller is nice as hell!

by LowkeyLousy August 21, 2017

Blessed be the fruit

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit

Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

by Sidney's natural resources August 2, 2019

When the shit hits the fan

When a hidden or contained problem (the shit) is suddenly exposed or spirals into utter chaos (shit making contact with rotating fan blades) causing a change of tactic from problem elimination (disposal of shit) to damage control or abandonment (cleaning of all traces of bits of scattered of shit or escaping as situation is now unmanageable)

When the shit hits the fan, we’re going to need to call in a cleaner

by BLEVE March 20, 2013