Swasherfaceted

Really, Really, Belligerently drunk.

"Dude, I'm swasherfaceted!"

by GODSxNOSx June 10, 2012

swaesha

A person who lies and tries to ruin relationships. Usually has long, smelly hair, chapped lips, an annoying voice, and an extremely flat butt.

Person 1: "Man, I heard you and your girlfriend broke up. What happened?"
Person 2: "Swaesha happened."

by IAmThatGuy November 22, 2013

sweasle

A sideways weasling from a merged lane into moving traffic. Normally conducted by douchebags.

Why did that motorcycle just have to sweasle his ass into my lane.

by Road rage December 4, 2013

sweatshirt baby

A pregnant girl who hides her pregnancy under a sweatshirt until she reaches her third trimester and finally tell her parents.

My cousin had a sweatshirt baby, she did not tell her parents she was pregnant until her ninth month.

by Free Rein December 5, 2013

Seashoriface

1. The act of walking alone down a deserted coastline with the intentions of finding a sea creature washed ashore, locating the first oriface you can find on that creature and then fucking said oriface. This is often times a result of being shipwrecked or stranded and constantly seeking out new methods of masturbation.

2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.

3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"

"Whales are too big, starfish are too small, but the blowhole on a dolphin is the perfect size if you're out for a seashoriface."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Swuash

When you are out of alcohol and you pour your chaser into an empty liquor bottle, swish it around, and sip it. This is done to savor every last drop of your liqour.

It's past bar time and he's out of alcohol, so he poured CocaCola into his empty Jack Danielle's bottle then he drank the swuash.

Hey man, you toss'n this bottle? Mind if I get the Swuash?

by SonjaMay October 8, 2014

Sweatshit

Taking a fat shit on a hot day. You finish wiping however the smell of the shit sticks to the sweaty skin of the inside of your buttcheeks, near your anus.

"Yo Colin! You smell like absolute dog shit"

"Fuck bro I know, its the Sweatshit"

by chrisisaknob May 30, 2015