Shmeebs

Sexy chunks of meat that we fondle to the song "Milkshake"

Bob was shacking his Shmeebs to "Milkshake."

by Annie August 26, 2004

Shmee

A replacement word. Often used similarly to the way one uses "thing" to describe an object who's name has been temporarily forgotten. Unlike "thing" however, when using "Shmee" a positive connotation is given to the speakers forgetfulness.

Shmee is often accompanied by a short description of the intended object, or simply defined by where the speaker is pointing.

Bob has a Brainfart and forgets what a wrench is. (just for a second)

Without the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that thing right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this thing? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the thing!"

Sally: You forgot what a wrench is called?

Bob your pathetic.
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With the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that Shmee right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this Shmee? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the Shmee!"

Sally: Hey Bob, after your done with that Shmee, wanna come help me with my Shmee over here? ;)

now don't that just sound sexy... ^_^

by Ubar Saroyan March 12, 2011

shmee

a brown-haired girl who lives in buttfuck nowhere and is awkward af around boys.

"damn emily lewis is such a shmee!"

"yeah man, everyone knows that"

by emily69 October 19, 2012

sameeya

A girl who is best looking, sexy asf and love her family

Friend- yo girl ugly
Me- man stfu my girl is sameeya tf

by Sameeya April 28, 2021

shmee

A power word/sound uttered accompanied by a retarded face which one uses as they touch another, causing said person touched to orgasm uncontrollably. can be used if sex fails, trying to bribe someone, being held hostage at gun point. there is a small lapse in time before effect, allowing the touched to wonder wtf? why are they touching me, making that stupid face and retarded sound? after "shmee" has taken effect those touched will drop whatever they are doing and begin to writhe in absolute ecstasy. Especially useful for those being threatened, giving them time to be escape from danger. The Brohirrim (a group of gents from brampton ontario) are currently the only able to use this mystical power

Ice gelatin vendor- " your green iced gealtin will cost you $3 sir.

One with the power of "shmee"- "$3 you say? that price seems a little steep for such a small amount of iced gelatin"

Iced gelatin vendor- "i apologize sir but all our prices are fixed"

One with the power of "shmee"-*SHMEE*

iced gelatin vendor-"DEAR GOD...OH..DEAR...GOD... I believe that gelatin is actually only $1 sir.

One with the power of "Shmee"- "thank you"

by Danicus1212 January 28, 2007

sameer

Stupid and retarded

Omg ur such a sameer

by Stupid and gay December 7, 2016

Sameen

Arabic for precious but hes not. You underestimate a Sameen they are not evil fuckers. They usually tend to be heroes in the fear of the one percent. They can be real kind. A passionate and loyal lover just to get fucked over impossible. They question answers a lot but they tend to be innocent. They care a lot. And will go out of there way to piss off from anything they are not involved in. Sameen is special.

AW FUCK HEAVEN YEA THAT IS LAYLA SLEEPING IN BED, BETTER STEAL HER KEYS TO MY SOLUTION WHILE SHE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK AS I AM SAMEEN.

by Zlsdafaeeerg rtereergfdhttps:/ April 16, 2019