Suck and fuck

Ken was a 18 yr old virgin at basic training, taking a shower. His drill instructor was also showering. Ken was asked by the instructor if he could suck the young airman off. Ken said yes after much debate. Soon the instructor and Ken went to far and went all the way.

It started with a suck and ended with a fuck. Suck and fuck

by Easy airman March 29, 2019

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suck shit

A term used when you gloat over another person's misfortune.

Friend: Damn, I just lost that $10 note.

Me: Suck shit.

or

Friend: I tried to ask out this hot chick, but she said no.

Me: Suck shit.

by 500%nigger November 28, 2010

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crowd suck

When a girl sucks a dick in the middle of the crowd at a concert

Aye bro last night I got a crowd suck at the UME festival

by DocDizzle04 July 17, 2016

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Cool-sucking

The cool yet sucky feeling you get when you've made a wonderful connection with someone special, with the minor detail of them being in a different time zone.

Boy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too.
Both: This is cool.
Boy: I live in Miami.
Girl: I live in San Francisco.
Both: This sucks.
Eavesdropper: They are totally cool-sucking.

by Lovely Butterflies November 3, 2011

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Gardening sucks

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.

guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"

by Mowing masters November 1, 2017

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Suck a tree

It basically means for you to go suck a dick and since a tree is rough, it means for you to choke and die on it. As harsh as it sounds, you say this to a person you dislike or you don’t want anything to do with.

“John go suck a tree”

by Rollercoaster Nose May 17, 2019

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