Bert - "The pub went queer under the new owner, our lawyer friend. No more real beer, no more blazing fire. Now it's strictly for "style conscious gentlemen" only.
Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."
Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"
Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."
Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"
by bromp November 18, 2007
by BigMachoDaddy February 20, 2017
When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.
Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*
Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?
Angelo:YEA MAN!
Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.
Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)
Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?
Angelo:YEA MAN!
Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.
Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)
by DangoBang June 07, 2011
Noun, property of a motor vehicle, which, while it doesn't slam you back into your seat with acceleration, nevertheless reaches surprisingly high speeds with little or no sensation of speed.
My sister's Camry has Stealth Balls, I was driving down the street, glanced at the speedometer and was doing 80 in a 25 zone.
by BB5710 November 29, 2012
touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble
by Bush Daddy May 27, 2005
when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.
An example of stealth shopping:
Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 02, 2010
The act of joining a voice chat with two or more of your friends, and proceeding to Masturbate without being detected.
Ryan: "Dude, I pulled a Stealth 100 last night while y'all were playing League"
Landon: "That's so fucking gay"
Nathan: "Again, dude?"
Noah: "The chat's getting kinda boring, time to pull a Stealth 100"
Everyone: "Please Don't"
Landon: "That's so fucking gay"
Nathan: "Again, dude?"
Noah: "The chat's getting kinda boring, time to pull a Stealth 100"
Everyone: "Please Don't"
by RyeGuy77 September 20, 2018