gunt-stache

The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.

I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!

by Johnny's Sister October 27, 2009

nut stache

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)

“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”

by sexylady124 March 19, 2023

douche-stache december

the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.

dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.

by donjuan demarco chang December 14, 2010

sac stache

When two gay males perform fellatio on each other in the "69" position and the top guy`s ball sac drapes down over the lower guys upper lip.

Man, I was giving Chad a mean blowjob last night in a hot 69 when he dropped a "sac stache" on me and I nearly smothered to death.

by IBleakin October 28, 2023

Pedo-stache

Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.

Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.

by locolegend September 17, 2021

Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic

That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache

by Skirtchase July 6, 2011

Pirate 'Stache

When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.

I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.

by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012