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Squirrel Cheeks

During a sexual act ejaculate into a woman's mouth. Immediately after ejaculating use your hand to cover her mouth restricting her from spitting. The reaction of not wanting to swallow the man juice will result in her cheeks swelling up like a squirrel.
She wouldn't swallow... so I gave her "squirrel cheeks"
by Tha Muzza December 20, 2006
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That squirrels granary is full

Used to describe traits of a female's body that could be considered pleasing to the opposite sex. ( i.e. the "Full Package")
Dang! THAT squirrels granary is full! Ya know what I'm saying?!
by Soomanchu October 8, 2009
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Dirt Squirrel

A female that has had a lot of different sex partners.
A female that changes boyfriends often
A female that has sex with a guy and a few or all of his friends ( at different times in a short time period)

A female that comes to the bar just to find a guy to take home
a female with 2 or more kids all with different dads
Stay away from that chick she's a total dirt squirrel.
Did you see the dirt squirrel he brought home last night , he better get checked

I had no idea she was a dirt squirrel , why didn't someone tell me/
See that chick (points to a female across the way ) stay away iv'e heard shes a huge dirt squirrel
by LostMujer86 November 15, 2016
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Squirrely

Used to describe someone of questionable character.
I wouldn't give my money to that dude he's kind of Squirrely.
by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008
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squirrelly

Unable to make up one's mind. Darting back and forth for no apparant reason. Doing things for no logical reason.
"My girlfriend said she loved me, but then she ran off to live with another guy."

"Dude, she is just squirrelly."
by Scruff November 28, 2004
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squirrel-job

The act of a man or woman letting a squirrel run around on his or her genitalia, in order for that person to get off...
"Let's go obtain an awesome fucking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job."

"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"
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Squirreldick

History:
expression originally coined by comedic duo "Maclean and Maclean"

Etymology:
Middle English squirel

Function:
noun; masculine

1)a male with a lack of penile size; endowed with a penis comparable to that of any of various small or medium-sized rodents. (family Sciuridae, the squirrel family)
"Dr Phil is a Squirreldick with an inferiority complex."

"Mathew nevers showers after gym class; I bet he is a Squirreldick!"
by SumDumGuy September 3, 2004
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