squirrel wrangler

A person who can deal with difficult people or handle a lot of things going on at once.

A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.

A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.

Give that project to our resident squirrel wrangler, Matt. He'll take care of it.

by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011

Fart Squirrel

Colloquially known as a "skunk."

"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"

by O2L January 8, 2016

Foamy The Squirrel

A freaking awesome squirrel. Foamy is an animated squirrel that rants about everything he hates and dislikes in general about the real world. Foamy is the brainchild of Jonathan Ian Mathers, a New York cartoonist. Foamy toons are at www.illwillpress.com and on Newgrounds, if anybody's curious.

Squirrely wrath. There's Foamy the Squirrel for you. 'Nuff said.

by Bob Smith, Etc. January 14, 2008

Squashed Squirrel

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

by ratatatooie January 18, 2009

Squirrel Bird

Verb - To steal someone's girlfriend, chick, or acquaintance that said person is interested in. The act is completed through sexual intercourse with subject.

Brett was all over this chick last night at the party, but I totally squirrel birded him.

by ChristopherWalken3000 January 15, 2009

Sausage Squirrels

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.

Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!

by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010

squirrel poop

something which does not exist. As the waste travels down the large intestine, it comes to it's end where magic causes it to dissappear. While many simply belive that after this stage it no longer exists, many scientists belive that it could actually be teleported to another dimention, or something even further beyond our comprehention.

Johnny never saw squirrel poop in his life.

by Not yourename January 12, 2006