Spider-Swinging

Verb.

1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."

2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."

"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."

by waywardbetty March 22, 2011

Spider Milk

Passion juices created by a lady. Also good for cuticles and nose infections and sore throats

Hey babe, you got some spider milk for me, I have a sore throat

by Leg lady June 12, 2018

spider nugget

a nugget full of baby spiders waiting to be hatched

"sara: OMFG ITS A SPIDER NUGGET!
mia: no thats cat hair
sara: OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPIDER NUGGET
mia: ha!"

by wizards sleeve hax0r 12345 May 21, 2008

Spider Egg

when something sucks so much it spawns more things that suck, but don't go away. When a spider lays its eggs, you don't see much, but then soon it opens and 10000 more devils spawn come out.

Person A: Did you hear that new song, Anaconda?

Person B: Yea, it was a pile of spider eggs

by notabadguy January 27, 2015

Spider Oof

A creature in roblox created by god

It speaks despacito

Spider oof: Go commit deathspacito

Me: OOF

by Despaufoo February 7, 2019

Snatch spider

Another term for a dirty female with crabs/pubic lice.

I went to go down on this girl I just met until I realized she had a nasty case of snatch spiders.

by Bluewrx June 7, 2016

spider flu

A mutated strain of Influenza, having symptoms of both the common Flu and those of severe spider bites. Essentially, it's a really bad flu (fever, vomiting, nausea, congestion), along with shortness of breath and swelling, discoloration, and rashes on the skin.

I tried to get to the gym last night, but was diagnosed with a sever case of the spider flu and couldn't move.

by SpiderFlu November 6, 2013