spider's nest

The protrusion of unkempt pubic hairs from the edges of an undergarment. Especially when the owner is unaware of said protrusion.

Tim: Why don't you like Cindy anymore?
Billy: Dude, because I totally saw her SPIDER'S NEST at the pool.
Tim: Gross!
Billy: Yeah she needs to get John Goodman to kill the queen.

by Pumpkin Smuggler August 11, 2009

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

spider slam

The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.

My girl walked in while I was taking a dump and gave me a spider slam.

by themooserislooser November 20, 2010

Spiders webbed

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.

Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.

by Beeds January 12, 2008

spider nugget

a nugget full of baby spiders waiting to be hatched

"sara: OMFG ITS A SPIDER NUGGET!
mia: no thats cat hair
sara: OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPIDER NUGGET
mia: ha!"

by wizards sleeve hax0r 12345 May 21, 2008

spider flu

A mutated strain of Influenza, having symptoms of both the common Flu and those of severe spider bites. Essentially, it's a really bad flu (fever, vomiting, nausea, congestion), along with shortness of breath and swelling, discoloration, and rashes on the skin.

I tried to get to the gym last night, but was diagnosed with a sever case of the spider flu and couldn't move.

by SpiderFlu November 6, 2013

Spider Egg

when something sucks so much it spawns more things that suck, but don't go away. When a spider lays its eggs, you don't see much, but then soon it opens and 10000 more devils spawn come out.

Person A: Did you hear that new song, Anaconda?

Person B: Yea, it was a pile of spider eggs

by notabadguy January 27, 2015