Soggy Cones

Titties that sag low and look like they are melting. Also known as c peps or queen tips.

Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuction procedure.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018

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soggy bullseye

Soggy bullseye is a game played by a group of mates (usually 4+) where they nominate one of the fellas to bend over and spread their cheeks. The other blokes all jack off and try and shoot their loads on to the “bullseye” from the furthest distance away. The bloke that gets his target from the furthest distance wins a free reach around at the end of the night

Me and the boys had a wicked game of soggy bullseye last night.. spanga copped it hard..

by Thenailer June 18, 2019

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Soggy Nose

When someone sucks your nose and leaves it wet with saliva.

"Errr.....Dad just gave me a soggy nose!"

by Ritchiehoops May 20, 2014

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Soggy lunchbox

Code word for blowjob, not to be confused with sonky lunchbox, which is where you shove a nike lunchbox up some girl's pussy

"Bro, my uncle made me give him a soggy lunchbox last weekend."

by beanconsumer6969 April 17, 2019

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soggy martini

Soggy Martini is where a group of guys jack off into a martini glass, the guy with biggest load wins, the guy with smallest load looses and gets the entire glass of cum poured on his head.

We were sitting around bored & decided to jack off. After some fluffing & some handjobs & blowjobs, Jack ended up with the smallest load...so he ended up with a soggy martini...the glass of cum got poured over his head.

by Stewie696969 April 21, 2011

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