Snorkeling

When you're going deep on someone's apparatus. Remember to come up for air. Expand your diaphragm, open up your throat, and always cup the balls.

She was in the middle of snorkeling someone and remembered she hadn't filed her taxes yet.

by Esrdisco July 31, 2021

Snorkel Simulator

a. A penis

b. a term used emphasizing your desire to have a woman suck your dick.

Dude, check that woman out in the pool. She needs to be on the snorkel simulator.

by Billwhack July 13, 2012

Berlin Snorkel

A Berlin Snorkel is when a woman's vagina is filled with beer, preferably a German style like a Hefeweizen or Dunkel, and her partner snorts it out with his/her nose.

Mike: I wish I didn't join Beer of the Month club. I have way too much.

Dan: Is any of it German?"

Mike: Yea...

Dan: Get your woman to do the Berlin Snorkel!

by MrBadExample October 16, 2013

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

Snorkel

Sucking a dick from the back in such a way that the testicle are used as goggles and the half flaccid shaft is the snorkel.

Hey, you wanna snorkel?!

by Angoh January 14, 2023

scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.

Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

Snorkeling

When you know you are completely underwater (overwhelmed) but still breathing. You just keep waiting for low tide (metaphorically) to come in.

“How are you doing?” “Oh, just snorkeling. Hoping things will lighten up this weekend.”

by MamaAgave February 11, 2023