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crab snatcher

The act of having sex and snatches crabs for a crabby patty party.
Neighbors who are also crab snatchers for fun and women decide to have a crabby, firepit party.
by Ms. Bon Jovi October 19, 2008
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Snatcher

Commonly referred to females with certain qualities that males are simply not interested in. This could refer to "Red Heads" (because of their "Fire Crotches") An easy girl (or tramp) and lastly, a plain old ugly girl.
Mike: Check out that red head over there -
Eric: Nah dude shes a snatcher.

Eric: Yo I slept with Crystal last night
Billy: umm...wow who hasn't? That girls a snatcher.
by UnderØath August 6, 2008
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Snatchural

1. Person or persons that can be considered being a pussy or bitch in certain situations. Possibly all situations

2. A person or entity that has good pussy skills (Penis sleeve characteristics) and uses them with great fervor and out of this world vaginal skill.
Person 1: Damn that Robert is such a snatchural. Always bitching out

Person 2: Very true! He probably has great snatchural skills and can handle 15 inch of tube steak!

OR

Person 1: That bitch Bobbyrela has mad vag skillz!!!

Person 2: I cant believe she made that huge dildo dissipate in that gaping black hole!
by strip5150 March 5, 2011
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Snatchurally

Exclamation for when a woman does something aggravating, yet totally predictable.
Snatchurally Jill would hint at sex and then act like she doesn't feel well after dinner.
by ctre6 July 19, 2012
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snatchuration point

The point in time at which a man decides that no matter how fair the face, how lilting the laugh, nor how sweet the pussy, he can no longer endure a woman's bullshit and kicks her to the curb.
Will: "Me & my old lady really got into it last night. I keep telling her I'll get to it when I get to it, but she just won't listen."
Joe: "Well, at least you've got the make-up sex to look forward to."
Will: "Nah. I'm over her, man -- finally reached my snatchuration point. I'm changing the locks as soon as I get home."
by s0ks1iff3r December 13, 2013
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Snatchulence

Oh man Sherry had so much snatchulence tonight I almost threw up.

Girls I just crop dusted this whole party with my snatchulence.
by The Italian Knob November 27, 2014
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Snatchural

When someone is exceptionally talented in pleasing a woman -a natural. With virtually no experience they are able to fully satisfy and please the female species usually making them cum through their God given abilities.
Omg I didn't know Ana was such a snatchural; she made her cum on her first try! Q0lp
by Ottet69 September 3, 2016
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