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prison smoker

A type of smoking developed by prisoners. When smoking a cigarette without the ashes falling off, leaving a long strain of ashes when done smoking.
Kennet is so cheap he doesn't tap his cigarette, he's such a prison smoker
by kennedyspank February 5, 2018
mugGet the prison smokermug.

Clean smoker

Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.
I saw this guy I work with smoking, but I never would have guessed, he's such a clean smoker.
by WinifredAnn May 7, 2017
mugGet the Clean smokermug.

smoker's lung

1) Something a seasoned tobacco/marijuana/meth smoker says when they have a coughing fit.

2) A serious condition that you should probably consult your doctor about.
Tom: *coughs like he's dying*
Gerald: Are you okay, Tom?
Tom: Yeah I'm good- it's just my smoker's lung acting up.
Gerald: Dude, you really need to quit smoking.
Tom: Shut up pussy or I'll cough on you.
by Princ. David Pierce June 1, 2018
mugGet the smoker's lungmug.

Salad Smoker

a school shooter that kills all the disabled kids in a special needs schools
did you hear about that Salad Smoker that shot up at that retard school? It was wheely bad...’
by retarded salad February 11, 2021
mugGet the Salad Smokermug.

Cart Smoker

A person who has only ever gotten high of a cart/THC juice
"If you didn't first get high out of a apple or a bottle or some shit, and you use carts, YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING STONER, Goodbye!" - any non - cart smoker
by Phinn_ May 8, 2021
mugGet the Cart Smokermug.

dildo smoker

A gay murderer known for wearing a hockey mask and a blue hoodie
Here comes dildo smoker delirious to fuck some shit up
by Shur'tugral May 27, 2016
mugGet the dildo smokermug.

Shlong Smoker

Any male that put another males shlong into his mouth or just a jackass.
SHLONG SMOKER: Hi fellas
FRIEND: ur such a shlong smoker dude
by Stu Brooks December 8, 2004
mugGet the Shlong Smokermug.

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