The act of masturbating while eating a pepperoni pizza, in a bathrobe, and listening to smooth jazz.
by MufflePig March 04, 2023
The H-Slide is the act of a male transferring from giving regular penetration to oral sex while the female remains stationary.
by ReadingDBV December 29, 2009
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by BlowJobJohnson May 11, 2014
Claire is working late on an essay. She goes to the kitchen and comes back with an open bottle of port - Claire is clearly sliding into temptation.
by clairepresto April 11, 2012
A breif moment of jubilation or feeling of immense well-being which is mercilessly cut short by an interaction with slushy animal feces discarded upon a pavement. Often accompanied by a catastrophic interruption of traction during carefree perambulation.
by Russell Dust December 15, 2019
When you cum in your hand, and slide your cummy hand across his/her gooch, resulting in instant pregnancy
by Gucci Slider November 03, 2022