simonet

doing something stupid or wrecklace without thinking

that kid just did made a huge simonet and it may have completely ruined his life

by joe wiles101 June 14, 2010

Simon "bunny" webster

Also used to describe a cutting remark, generally received with no provocation what-so-ever.

Friend One, "You know, Jermaine Defoe is quite a good player."
Bunny, "Yeah, better than the sh*t you've got at Oldham."
Friend One, "Wooooo. Bunny got teeth!"

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Simon

is communist buddist сука блять

Who's Simon?
He's a communist сука!

by aaaaaaaaaaaa2 December 5, 2019

semount

A gay man who spends all his time on line or playing video games. 9 out of ten times will have a cat.

That guy never gets out, he's such a semount

by Count Dooku FN July 7, 2011

Simon

A Simon is a well intended good-natured Italian. He is often found during two hole related activities: falling in them; or stuffing his face hole with food.

“Woah is that Wendy’s buffet is destroyed...Simon must be here”

“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”

by Neebs_06 February 10, 2018

Simon

He is the definition of a sexy beast

Simon is hot

by Hiperson September 8, 2019

Simon

Fast and french. Loves to be outside but not much with people. Would rather be outside then with people, but still with people. Doesn't need to tell to people he was outside, but still likes to be outside and then with people.

"Jai pas besoin de dire a tout le monde que jprend des marches."
"I don't need to tell everyone I'm taking a walk."

There was a really nice sunset out there with beautiful colors, but Simon did not take a picture and shared it because he knows everyone was outside already seeing it.

by Nailakh October 9, 2019