Shlong

A kids way of saying “penis.”

Woah Sheniqua! Look at the shlong on that guy

by Alexis Texas yee yee July 11, 2019

shlong

Big gigantic dick

omg he fucked me so hard with his shlong

by EmmanuelHG March 22, 2017

shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

shlong

haha sprim go brrrrrr scrrrrrrr.

yo you wanna see my shlong?
i bet mine is bigger.

by big man shlong April 11, 2021

shlong

that's a long shlong

wow that's a long shlong

by TUCKER MCPETERS August 14, 2020

Shlong Sauce

A descriptive slang pun intended as for dark humor or inappropriate comedy, describing the male penis body part.

Ay girl you tryna get this Shlong Sauce on that thicc ass of yours.

Yo last night Stacy dropped by and I busted Shlong Sauce all in her.

by Kennedy.G March 8, 2019

Shlong

A dick that is at least 16 inches

Holy shit he had an 18 incher!! It was a shlong

by Skammmmm January 28, 2017