Friend: hey dude I saw you got crazy last night😆. How'd it go?
Him: it went awesome! She said I had a nice shlong
Him: it went awesome! She said I had a nice shlong
by Wat3rm3l0n January 2, 2023
Get the Shlong mug.a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.
by webbybutter January 2, 2023
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A descriptive slang pun intended as for dark humor or inappropriate comedy, describing the male penis body part.
Ay girl you tryna get this Shlong Sauce on that thicc ass of yours.
Yo last night Stacy dropped by and I busted Shlong Sauce all in her.
Yo last night Stacy dropped by and I busted Shlong Sauce all in her.
by Kennedy.G March 8, 2019
Get the Shlong Sauce mug.A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)
Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”
by hallejamesx March 8, 2019
Get the Shlong mug.Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.
by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018
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