Sharming

It's when a person is shitty but also charming. We've all been sharmed before.

1) Why don't you break up with her already?
2)I want to but she is just so sharming!

by JOHNNYAPPLESEED March 12, 2013

sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 6, 2009

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

sharking

when the teacher or sub keeps circling you in class to see what your doing.

go on twitter on your phone
bruh i can't the teacher keeps sharking me

by ahfukajshfk May 14, 2018

Tsunami Shaming

When someone is tsunami shamed, their problems, big or small, are shot down immediately on the premise of ''At least you haven't suffered a tsunami''. It's hard to tell whether this is supposed to be comforting or or whether the person is playing the douche on purpose.

Two examples of tsunami shaming:

John: Hey Bob, what's up?

Bob: It's been a rough week. My dog got hit by a car, one of my parents lost their job, and I got a cold just in time for the finals.

John: Yeah, well, at least your house isn't three miles from where it used to be. Toughen up.

Linda: I heard you were moving to an apartment, Jane.

Jane: Yeah, my family's house is getting foreclosed on, we have to be out within a month. The only place I can afford is really small and seedy. I feel more sorry for my kids than myself.

Linda: Stop bitching, a least they'll have a roof over their heads, UNLIKE THE TSUNAMI VICTIMS!!!

by Xaya April 9, 2011

Sweat Shaming

An unfortunate phenomenon in which people degrade or mock a person because he or she perspires more than most people in response to heat and humidity.

Guy 1: "hey look at that guy's back sweat, what a loser."

Guy 2: "dude it's hot out, stop sweat shaming him."

by TheBaus50 November 1, 2015

friend-shaming

Act of using friendship to shame another person.

Simon says to his friends, "Let's get ramen." Vincent was not spoken to but he wants to go with Simon. Vincent friend-shames Simon by saying, "I thought you were my friend!" Vincent is friend-shaming Simon.

by lovemush July 17, 2017