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sharing the joy

Kimberley is such a slut she is constantly sharing the joy with everyone she meets.
by RickA01 March 23, 2017
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Share a hoodie

Is when a guy is docking with an uncircumcised punishment he is sharing his hoodie.
Hey Jon, can we share a hoodie this evening.
by anonymous December 31, 2023
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Sharing Knowledge

Pressing your ballsack together with another man's. i.e. pressing your brains together
Alex, Hoops and Pauly G shared knowledge at the pub last night. It was hilarious. They sharing knowledge.
by wetfannt October 24, 2025
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share monkey

Share Monkey

A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.

The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.

Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.

Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.

On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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sharing shamish

You are a sharing shamish if you share links with everyone you know.
STOP BEING A SHARING SHAMISH, SON WE'RE TIRED OF IT.
by kkgotit April 15, 2023
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Dad Share

You want to share with parents but have to go through Mom to get to Dad. “Here’s our wedding pics!” “OK. I’ll Dad Share”.
“Here’s our wedding pictures!” “OK, I’ll Dad Share
by abelltoday June 14, 2018
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