Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

Shaking it

Toronto slang, means doing the most or pushing it

Person 1: "Fam, I'll pay u back at the end of the week, trust"
Person 2: "Cmon b, ur shaking it"

by FlamesWorthy November 14, 2016

No shaking

A phrase meaning "no worries" or "no problem"

Kojo: A charlay, I forgot my Ghana cedis at home.

Elorm: Ah no shaking, my friend, I will pay for you.

by Ghanagirl11 August 4, 2008

girl has shaking orgasm on webcam

A search result on limewire that always comes up no mater what you searched for

damn it every time i search for a metallica song all i get is tha damn girl has shaking orgasm on webcam result

by mannny544 January 14, 2009

Simp shaming

when someone insults or shames you for simping over a person/character

"damn! Lilly simps for gon in Hunter x Hunter? What a looser she's so stupid and gay 🙄🙄🙄 "

"Guys stop simp shaming me 😢😢"

by pee pee fish July 17, 2020

shaking margaritas

the act of masturbation of the male genital region by a female (or male)

Ali was caught shaking margaritas with her boyfriend Patrick.

by funnywordgurl May 1, 2010

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010