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time-sharing

"Social multitasking" --- spending "quality time" with two or more "close friends" (i.e., pals whom you are so comfy with that you don't mind being "up close and personal" with them.
Time-sharing can be lots of fun and wonderfully soul-soothing emotional support for everyone involved... for example, a big flexible-limbed dude can either take a relaxing country-lane stroll hand-in-hand with his two favorite chicks ambling placidly along on either side, or he can sit on a park-bench between his two blinky-eyed admirers and cradle one of the nice girls in each arm. Or a warm-hearted cutie can lift up her t-shirt and "suckle" two "milk-thirsty" guys at once, or she can lounge back into one guy's arms while casually draping her legs over into another mushy-hearted male admirer's lap so that he can massage her feet and knead her calves.
by QuacksO March 28, 2017
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dm sharing

A person who behind your back shares your private messages to invade your privacy,
For fuck sake Sally you shared our conversation.No one likes Dm sharing!
by Bob Dylans Ball Sack June 25, 2017
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Share whore

Someone who tend to abuse the share button on social media in an extremely super annoying way.
Martyn Mumby is such a share whore, I find my newsfeed flooded with the stupid, meaningless posts he shares every ten seconds.
by Handling The Truth June 3, 2016
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share fart

A share fart is an act of sharing a post, comment, image or other media on one's social media channel by accident. Usually it is followed by an act of deleting the said post, comment or media due to feeling of embarrassment.
Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share farted...
by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016
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share monkey

Share Monkey

A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.

The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.

Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.

Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.

On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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Sharely

A very spiritual person who often relies on intuition for decision-making.

Your mind is rich and deep but often closed for other people. You sometimes need seclusion in order to gain clarity about what is going on in your life.

This however does not make you a person that is hard to get along with.

On the contrary, you have many talents and can always tell what others are feeling. In love and relationships, you tend to be very passionate
Her name is Sharely
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Sharelys

sharelys is a girl with a beautiful mother. Sharelys gets her amazing looks from her mother and she also happens to be great company/friend. Get you a sharelys and you’ll have no problem getting over your ex gf.
People: wow I think i’m in love with sharelys
Aj: nah she’s doodoo.
by Her moms future husband November 21, 2021
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