Shag-bragger

Somebody that sleeps with lots of people and feels the need to bring it up at the next given occasion.

Sarah: Wow, that's a long banana.

Kate: Yeah, almost as long as Simon's last night.

Sarah: Omg, you're such a Shag-bragger.

by Geese-Go-Moo October 12, 2012

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secret shag

A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about

"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017

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Shotgun Shag

Sex that lasts only two seconds before the guy comes. Click, click, boom!

Person #1: Did you have sex with that guy last night? How was it?
Person #2: It was shit. It was a total shotgun shag.

Person #1: Ha! Unlucky.

by Livliga March 25, 2019

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The point during female orgasm where leg muscles become tense and straighten the legs feet and toes into a rigid mass. It is very unwise, at this point of events, to stop the actions that are causing this rigidity.

"Well Fiona how did you fair with Rodney last evening?"
"Oh my God Alisia, he was charming an I was shagged rigid all night"

by fluffyplums October 12, 2008

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What the Shag

An alternative to the endlessly popular 'What the fuck', and a nice way to express surprise, disbelief or disgust with a bit of flamboyance. Some find the word 'shag' to be ugly in the mouth, but for those who are comfortable with using it, 'What the shag' can be a lovely addition to their foul diction.

"Hey, I just got plastic surgery to increase my ankle size."

"What the shag? Why?"

by Profanity Diction March 29, 2015

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