Slab Shag

A sex act. Involves cutting out a slice or chunk of skin from the female partner and repeatedly penetrating her with said skin.

I was so horny last night I did a slab shag with my girlfriend!

by Larduj May 31, 2018

secret shag

A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about

"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017

Shagged rigid

The point during female orgasm where leg muscles become tense and straighten the legs feet and toes into a rigid mass. It is very unwise, at this point of events, to stop the actions that are causing this rigidity.

"Well Fiona how did you fair with Rodney last evening?"
"Oh my God Alisia, he was charming an I was shagged rigid all night"

by fluffyplums October 12, 2008

Shag-bragger

Somebody that sleeps with lots of people and feels the need to bring it up at the next given occasion.

Sarah: Wow, that's a long banana.

Kate: Yeah, almost as long as Simon's last night.

Sarah: Omg, you're such a Shag-bragger.

by Geese-Go-Moo October 12, 2012

Shag Mark

Bruises and any other injuries given with consent during sex

"John gave me a massive shag mark yesterday, still stings."

by PandorasBoxHasOpened November 20, 2015

Shag & Scoob

Vaginal sex immediately followed by anal sex. Scoob-ing is to be known as making oneself into a sandwich. A human sandwich, where the penis is the meat.

"Aw man, I really just had a great Shag & Scoob all last night."

by Twilitplaid June 16, 2016

Paki Shagging

The systematic grooming and raping of White English girls and women, by organized gangs of men, predominantly Pakistani.

“Oy! The Met still refuses to charge those blokes who were Paki Shagging girls down in London.”

by Nameless Horror July 22, 2023