Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver

The Scenario: You're driving along on a relatively deserted two-lane highway, at night, in the right-hand lane. You encounter another vehicle, either behind you or in front of you, in either lane. Eventually, the other vehicle ends up in the left lane, about half a car-length behind you. If the driver had half a brain and basic knowledge of highway driving, they would either pass you, or merge behind you. Instead, it's some brain-dead moron who matches your speed exactly and stays in the same place, thus blinding you with headlights into your side-view mirror. It's especially annoying with a truck or SUV.

The Maneuver: Check your rear-view to make sure there's nobody behind you in your lane. Apply the brakes firmly; not enough to leave rubber behind, but enough for significant deceleration. If you have a manual transmission, or the fairly new "semi-automatic" or "manumatic" transmission, then you should also downshift in order to heighten the effect. The dumbass in the other lane will then fly by you. The advantages are twofold: the other driver will likely be confused about your sudden braking and worry that you saw something that they missed, and also you're now in a perfect position to aim your lights into their side-view mirror, thereby turning the tables.

The Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver is named in honor of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. In Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi, he went from having two Imperial Scout Troopers on his 6 o'clock to having them at his 12 o'clock, where he quickly dispatched them.

by klopek007 April 6, 2010

baseball seeker

retard

look at da state o dat baseball seeker!!! lol hes a fucking retard

by hambo July 9, 2003

half-sender

A person that doesn’t send the text they meant to or sends half of it.

Being a half-sender is like sending half a tit, we wanna see the whole tit not half a nude, so send the whole text you fuck wad.

by Yato_1 November 4, 2017

Heat Seeker

(originated in Chicago)
A large pimple on someones face thats easily noticed that looks like its ready to blow (referenced to a heat seeking missile)

Buddy ass had a fat ass heat seeker on his nose...that muh fucka was pointed right at me ready to launch

by JuanDiazBF May 12, 2010

Attention Seeker

1. Someone who constantly posts the same immage with a small difference, which makes people not interested anymore. (WIP for example)

2. Someone who posts art and doesn't wait, but instantly tells people to check it out while they have a normal convo.

3. Someone who comments "👍" "ok", and for joke art sometimes "..." but expect them to get comments like "wow" "great" "that looks amazing"

(can also be someone not related to art)

Stevenson- "ayy look at this hot art"

*posts joke art*
Kat- "... wtf."

Kat- *posts 100 WIP'S*
Steven- "nice."
Kat- *10 seconds later, posts finished image*
Cole- "woooah amaazing"

*Cole with his friends far away from Kat*
"lmao such an attention seeker"

by -SecretSoul- August 10, 2018

skeeder-bop

Coke,crank,.....crack,..whatever. All those loser white powdered drugs people do!

A powdered drug called cocaine

by Praying Mantis November 23, 2003

seedeater

A small child.

Aww, you have a cute little seedeater there.

by J. Savage November 14, 2010