The Scottish Army

When you're doing a girl, you suddenly yell "ACH" and have twenty friends run in wearing kilts and then gangbang her until you all jizz inside her.

From then on, you refer to her as "haggis"

Girl: Did you really give martha the Scottish Army the other day?
Guy:Who, Haggis? Yea that was pretty fun.
Girl: She's in the hospital.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

Scottiepoo

A wonderful and caring person, the best husband, the most best friend ever. The love of a lifetime.
Extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you.
Someone usually planning to do something to better the world.
Liked by a lot of people and very funny and attractive.
An incredibly cool person.

Do you have a Scottiepoo?

by angeluv February 5, 2010

shottie

a lazy way to call shotgun a.k.a the front seat of a car.

ali: i call SHOTTIE!

ali's sister: GRR..not again!

by smsam July 20, 2008

scotting

To make stupid ideas

"Lets go count bricks or the wiring in windows."
-"Dude, stop scotting around"

by Dontron February 6, 2008

scottish bag pipe

when your tryin to get some lunch from a girls pussy and she decides to drop a pussy fart in your mouth

Nicky gave one of those curtos the scottish bag pipe

by kid from the tree October 28, 2006

Scotting

a guy masturbating

My soon to be ex-boyfriend was scotting while he was looking out the window at the neighbour sunbathing.

by Raymond King November 15, 2007

Scottish Apple Pie

The act of farting while kissing/making out with someone. Said fart can be audible or silent, intentional or on accident.

"I can't believe he thought I wouldn't notice that scottish apple pie he gave me at the end of our date"

by Twosday April 29, 2010