Schlumped

The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.

She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.

by @slumpful May 7, 2017

Schlebin

The inner lining of men's swim trunks. Also described as, "the white mesh lining that constantly rubs up against your nutsack and can potentially cause immense amounts of level-10 chaffage. The pointless ballsack support that will only cause you more pain and suffering than profit. Often removed due to the fact that it is utterly pointless.

Dude, my schlebin is digging into my nutsack, I gotta rip this shit out.

This schlebin has got to go. I need to perform a schlebinectomy, stat.
The schlebin in my swim trunks has dug so deep into my crotch, its ripping my pubes out.

by SomeSaturdayGuy May 22, 2017

schlaberlatz

A person or thing that has a strange look. For example a long beard, snot from the nose, or tentacles, or a wobbling stomach.

Synonym: wobbler

"Man that guy has a schlaberlatz"
"Did you see that guy's schlaberlatz hanging from his nose?"

by Sheeeshkabobb July 9, 2017

schlukte

Someone who acts like a buckte and makes cowardly decisions

Look at Ayrton trying to talk to Lisa, man's a schlukte"

by Cunning Lingu1st November 30, 2017

schlumperoni

couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion

Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then

by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018

schlobbernogged

When you’re too wasted to speak actual words

“Dude im schlobbernogged”
“My mom is calling dude I can’t answer I’m too schlobbernogged”

by Jujubop January 5, 2018

Schlufacock

When your penis skins fall off from not using actual soap and water. And dipping into drity females.

I was getting ready to have intercourse with this man but he had schlufacock.

by Auntie G February 9, 2018