sermonstatus

Sermonstatus (sir•mon•stay•tuss)
n.

1. any serious speech, discourse, or exhortation, esp. on a moral issue; lecture, posted in status update form on Facebook

2. a discourse for the purpose of religious instruction or exhortation, delivered by the self righteous, religious enthusiast or reformed in status update form on Facebook.

"Did you see Miriam's sermonstatus about people judging her without getting the full story?"

"I delete and block anyone who writes sermonstatus about how I need to join religion cause it's the 'real way'."

by MizShal January 15, 2017

sermyah

Fucking donkey toothed bitch

Person : did you see Sermyah today she uglier then usual

by Niggerchese January 19, 2017

Scremping

To wipe one's testicles on valued property of victim/friend/spouse.

Theodore has been scremping my drumkit and now the EQ is a little off

by dr.feelings October 7, 2017

Sherm

The act of being gullible, defenseless, and/or weak

Wow he let a 9th grader rob him and he's a senior! He's sherm

by Adriant35 September 18, 2017

sermoslappas

bitch i just made this word up...

fook deez sermoslappas

by slutfucker666 September 16, 2017

Scerpes

A disgusting combination of scabies and herpes

The hooker down the street gave me scerpes

by Charles H. Noonan May 26, 2017

scurmf

When a female passes gas while auntie flow is visiting and a small burst of blood shoots out.

Yo fucktard a girl scurmfed on me last night I had to wash my shirt like three times.

by Fagtard November 29, 2017