shittingly scared

When you are so scared that your bowel movement increases and you feel like you are about to shit

When my SAT scores were about to be anounced i was shittingly scared

by CrazyCosmonaut September 15, 2019

scare bond

Wicked scary bondage

Jake pulled back the sheets and there was a plethora of scare bond in the bed

by rubypearl October 11, 2016

Dad scared

When you're scared shitless of a girl's father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you're scared because you don't know what he's going to do or say or ask you

hey I was dad scared last night

by Partymaster October 10, 2016

Shit scare

When you get scared so Badly you poo poo in your pants.

"James was running in the hallway to his room, he stubbed his toe and shit scared himself because he saw his bone sticking out."

by My wise words of wisdom September 13, 2016

half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh September 5, 2016

Pubic Scare

The quite frankly appallingly unkempt thatch of vaginal foliage which 'welcomes' an unfortunate traveller to the NEVER-EVER Regions of the female anatomy.

"....Let it be said that whilst Viscount Greaves III was well documented as the pioneer of Wokingham's industrial revolution and also noted in society as at the forefront of 19th Century liberal Reform, he did indeed drop a bollock when he uncharacteristically turned a blind eye to the hideous crop of Pubic Scare which punctuated Baroness Felonia's staff entrance. However this turned out to be the least of his worries, as he found out rather too late that Baroness Felonia's real name was Dênnis and 'she' had a penchant for 'Pâtisserie D'Orreilles' (See Aural Sex , 'Hearing Aids') ...
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous

by Don Bastardo January 11, 2017

Shakin' like a scared chihuahua

Shaking very violently

Person 1: Hey dude, you're shaking a lot.

Person 2: Yeah, I'm shakin' like a scared chihuahua

by EverydayBellyache November 24, 2020