Samoonth

Use interchangably for pretty much any fucking word you want.

Samoonth me the remote cunthole. Or Don't samoonth at me cunthole.

by Mother July 29, 2003

Sampson

Sampson is a man who will never be loyal to his girls. Even if they are hoes.he prefers white girls who will probably do him a favor😉. He personally like porn

Sampson: I want as many girls as possible

by Yabojo July 3, 2018

Samsung

Shit washing machines that can fucking explode I'm your home

I've got a Samsung washing machine

by Wanker16 January 1, 2018

Samsung Gravity 2

N. A shity cell phone offered exclusively for T-Mobile. Its the worst phone since the motorola RAZR. It's also available in purple for blonde girls...Purple tends to amuse them.

Heyy you wanna look at my shity new Samsung Gravity 2?
Hell yea! yu wanna see my motorola Razr

I think Leni has a Motorola DROID his phone is a boss.
I wish i had Leni's phone.

by AbingonGhosts March 13, 2011

Samsung

A company that wishes they were better than Apple, but comes in second place every time. Waste of time, and space.

Son: "Well I better take the trash out."
Father: "Oh ok, I'll grab the charger."
Son: "For what?"
Father: "The Samsung phone of course!"

by Appleisbetter March 3, 2017

Samsung

A shit phone company that sells bombs disguised as phones.

Person 1 : *takes out Samsung phone*
Person2 : OH SHIT HE HAS A SAMSUNG RUN
*Everyone runs*
Person 1 : *drops phone out of shock*
Samsung phone : 💥B💥O💥O💥M💥
Person 1 : *dead*

by Status_light.blue. August 15, 2019

Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut

ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016