Russian Spy

noun- one who jacks off inconspicuously on the top bunk while peering down over the edge of the bed, while two people have sex on the bottom bunk. The people on the bottom bunk usually think that the guy on the top bunk is asleep.

I know you two hooked up because i was russian spy last night

by Mac Daddy Ray October 30, 2010

russian candy

candy that makes you happy as soon as you eat it. It's not drugs, it's just children's candy, but it makes one wonder....

Guy: I'm sad.... ima go eat some russian candy :) that'll make me happy!

by russiancandyman May 6, 2009

Russian lawnmower

When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it

Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

A Russian Tebow

A mixed drink that contains Vladimir Vodka and any flavor of gatorade. Orange is suggested

Adam- Yo man what are you drinking?
Jake- Its a Russian Tebow
Adam- Thats disgusting
Jake- Thank you

by Leiby02 September 12, 2010

russian ballgown

something fake to tell someone, so they can look it up on urbandictionary

hannah peterson doesnt know what a russian ballgown is

by SeXy LeMMingS August 16, 2006

Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"

"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"

by Seven87 January 16, 2006

Russian bitch

Noun (slang term): vodka

Kevin had a hard time in rehab trying to kick the Russian bitch.

by speedog June 20, 2010